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40 better titles for ryan lochte’s e! reality show
Ryan Lochte is getting his own reality show on E! Network. Most disturbingly about this whole process is the fact that the show will be called “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” Not only am I concerned about the lack of creativity in the title, but I can also answer the question without even watching the show: everything. A better title could have been “What Wouldn’t Ryan Lochte Do?” because its pretty obvious the only thing he physically would not be able to do is respond to an interview question coherently. It seems like this smokin’ hot playboy is really only into two things… swimming and his love life, which is what the shows main focus will be. Other topics: a feud with Michael Phelps. Joy.
Speaking of better titles, here are 40 other titles that are better than WWRLD: 
- Lochte: Unlocked
- Getting Wet
- lochtE!
- Lochte and Key
- Sink or Swim
- Lochte in the Deep End
- The Lochte Ness Monster Diaries
- Gold Medal Lover
- The Key to Lochte
- Love in the Time of Lochte
- Keeping Up with The Kardashian-Lochtes
- Wet and Wild Ride
- Lochte and Loaded
- The Lochtedown
- The Golden Gator
- Lochte the InvestiGator
- Getting Down with Lochte
- Pretty Little Lochtes
- The Ladies of Lochte
- Flavor of Lochte
- Warm Blooded Fish
- 400 Meter Sprint to Love
- Laps of Judgment
- Brain Laps
- Deep Blue Lochte
- London Bridges Falling Down
- Sharkin
- The Lowdown on Lochte
- Love Overboard!
- There is a P in Pool
- Gold Meddling in Love
- Life in the Lochte Lane
- The Medalist
- What Would Conor Dwyer Do? *
- How I Met Your Father, Olympic Gold Medalist Ryan Lochte
- Lochtelicious
- Olympic Village Dropout
- Jeah, I’m Ryan Lochte
- Swimming with the Stars
- Surf and Turf
*I realize the title, but this show would center around Conor Dwyer and would be set in Chicago. Just trying to bring a reality show to Chicago. L&L are big Conor Dwyer fans!
Yes I realize many of these are also horrible names for shows (many are replace words in shows with Lochte’s name, Trending Topic anyone?) and I don’t know Ryan Lochte, he’s probably a sweet kid. As I was thinking of different show titles I found myself wishing he just had his own dating show. But, the guy likes women and the party lifestyle… help him out here. Give his show a better title. WWJD, right?
fall show schedule by r
I am a huge tv junky! I watch so many shows… here are the ones I am most excited about coming back this fall!
(some have already started)
How I Met Your Mother
Glee! (duhhhh)
The Vampire Diaries (still trying to cope with no Alaric…)
American Horror Story
Dexter
The Walking Dead
Real Housewives: Beverly Hills (Why is Kim Richards still on this show? I miss Camille…)
A few new shows to watch:
The New Normal
Go On
The Mindy Project
Partners
What are you most looking forward to this fall??
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project runway ~ episode 8 recap
I don’t always get home in time to see Project Runway on Thursday nights, but I always catch it on Hulu that weekend! I don’t know about you guys, but I love this season! The challenges have been actually functional & useful to the designers.
My top faves are Melissa, Elena, & GUNNAR (obviously). Melissa seems like she’s really calm, cool, & collected, which as we all know is extremely rare in this show. As terrible as Elena comes off, I think she’s going to go really far in this competition because of her determination and her mad designing skills. Gunnar is just a shoe-in for me because I am in love with him. I also love Chris, he’s secretly really sassy.
Anyway! Click here for hilarious recaps from every episode from EW.com!
random sunday post ~ best moments of the o.c.
I’m spending my lazy Sunday doing something that will never, ever, ever get old. Yes, I am talking about a good old fashioned O.C. marathon.
The O.C. will always be one of the best shows of all time. Forever. I put together a list of my favorite moments and am getting emotional all over again.
Love at the O.Sea dance & Cal peaces out ~ “Fix You” by Coldplay
Summer’s amazing present for Seth & Anna ruining it with her stupid coloring book
Seth & Summer’s first kiss ~ how could you not love a guy that remembers your grade school mermaid poem??
As much as I didn’t really care for Anna, this is adorable ~ “If You Leave” by Nadasurf
Graduation ~ “Speeding Cars” by Imogen Heap
AAAHH their first kiss on the ferris wheel ~ “Paint the Silence” by South
Same song ~ Marissa remembering her & Ryan’s first day together (and she faints… classic Marissa)
Can’t forget the draaaaama ~ Marissa ODing in Tijuana ~ “Into Dust” by Mazzy Star
Ryan all dark & gloomy after Marissa dies (I am still not over her death) ~ “Running Up That Hill” by Placebo
Definitely the most memorable couple of seconds ~ “Hide and Seek” by Imogen Heap
This gets me every time.
One of my favorite songs to come from the O.C. ~ “Insomnia” by Electric President
aaaaand my absolute FAVORITE part. I tear up every time I watch this. The New Years countdown ~ “Dice” by Finley Quaye
